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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Posh Spice on worst dressed list?

How old is Mr. Blackwell and when did he lose vision in both eyes?

I cannot believe that Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham is at the top of Mr. Blackwell's latest worst-dressed list.

Take a look at her. What is wrong with this dress?

"Forget the fashion spice, wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty Posh can really wreck-em," Mr. Blackwell said in a statement.

Blackwell listed the Spice Girls as No. 1 in his 1998 worst-dressed list, deriding the group as "the only spices on the planet that have no taste," according to The Associated Press.

Now, Posh Spice, the best looking and best-dressed of the Spice Girls (in my humble opinion) tops Mr. Blackwell's 48th annual list? This man needs to have the oxygen turned up at the rest home he's staying at.

And no Britney Spears? Britney has been photographed wearing trash bags.

Here's the rest of Mr. Blackwell's list, along with his comments, as reported by the AP:

— No. 2: Amy Winehouse — "Exploding beehives above, tacky polka-dots below, she's part '50s carhop horror."

— No. 3: Mary-Kate Olsen — "She resembles a tattered toothpick — trapped in a hurricane."

— No. 4: Fergie — "Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!"

His top 10 also includes Kelly Clarkson, Eva Green, Avril Lavigne, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan and Alison Arngrim.

Mr. Blackwell also released a Fabulous Fashion Independents list that includes Reese Witherspoon, Jemima Khan, Beyonce, Angelina Jolie, Helen Mirren, Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes, Kate Middleton, Katherine Heigl and Cate Blanchett.

2 comments:

TheBitterAmerican said...

She's a hot looking woman, but she DOES look kinda skanky in that dress, Tony!

Anonymous said...

but in a RICH hooker kind of skank way. i think the list is ridiculous. he's just past his time.