Topless Kate pix published in France - Ireland, Italy next

While I firmly believe everyone is entitled to some privacy, I also know that if you are Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, and arguably No. 1 on the list of women the paparazzi would most want to capture naked, you should probably keep your clothes on in public.

Have you heard of a tanning salon, Kate?

She was outdoors and she took her top off. What do you expect?

Hell, with all the satellites and drones flying around, I don't care how secluded the resort or beach is. Somebody can snap your photo.

Topless Kate pix published in Ireland, Italy next