A Government that Sows Division and Subsidizes Madness

A Government that Sows Division and Subsidizes Madness: If I believe myself to be a fork, must society be made to agree?  Should I be encouraged to hang out near salad bars with the expectation that diners will trust me with their food?  If I continue to get passed over for other silverware, should I be allowed to sue for discrimination?  Or worse, if someone has the nerve to call me a spoon, will the government step in to punish that “bigot” for mis-utensiling me?