Help! The (Pretend) President's Fallen and Can't Get Up!

Help! The (Pretend) President's Fallen and Can't Get Up!: In as sure a sign of a disloyal White House staff as any, reports have leaked that Joe Biden is "rattled" by cratering public approval polls and is desperately "pressing aides for a more compelling message."  (Remember, folks: only the fairytale "narrative" matters, not Biden's real-world dumpster fire of a presidency.)