President Barack Obama has signed an executive order to close the terrorist prison camp at Guantanamo, but hasn't figure out what to do with the 245 prisoners being held there.Enter Chuck Norris, movie star and conservative commentator, who has the solution.
Norris says the terrorist camp should be moved to Alcatraz Island, the former maximum-security prison in the middle of the San Francisco Bay.
He's even come up with 10 good reasons why Gitmo should be moved to Alcatraz.
Among them:
* It would give Congress something better on which to spend those hundreds of billions of dollars in bailout money than the absolute waste of more Wall Street bonuses and partisan pork.Read Norris' "Top 10 Reasons Gitmo Should Be on Alcatraz" at HumanEvents.com
* Tony Bennett wants to produce his new smash single, "I Left My Terrorist in San Francisco."
* Because House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., was a big advocate for Gitmo's closing and seeing as her district includes Alcatraz Island, let her deal with its aftermath. Pelosi even could help guard the captives with binoculars from her San Francisco high-rise.
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