Top 10 lessons to learn from 'Bonusgate'

There's a hilarious post by Wally Edge at PolitickerPA.com mimicking David Letterman's Top Ten list.

The twist? Edge offers the Top Ten Lessons Learned from 'Bonusgate'

Here's a sampling:

8) Don't give some people big bonuses and others small and then let them know it was small. They will rat you out.

5) Don't give a bonus to your mistress, even if she is special.

3) Have big contributors and gambling interest pass out the cash directly so the ties cannot be made as easily.

Read the entire list at www.politickerpa.com