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Friday, May 25, 2007

Hillary Clinton's Indian name

True story. Sen. Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of The American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York State. She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President.

She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers."

At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name — "Walking Eagle."

The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs of how they had come to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

4 comments:

Carrie K. Hutchens said...

Now that IS hilarious! Thanks for the laugh! :-)

Ed Murray said...

Don't wanna burst the bubble since I do agree with the story but...http://www.snopes.com/politics/kerry/eagle.asp

TONY PHYRILLAS said...

It's a joke, Ed. You liberals have no sense of humor (unless you count the people you nominate for president.) Dukakis, Mondale, Mr. Clinton, Gore, Kerry, Mrs. Clinton. Now, that's funny.

Ed Murray said...

Ouuuch that hurt ...Me Liberal ...whoa nelly, ex military veteran registered Republican, and I said I agreed with the story !! But Liberal ..OUCCCH that stung, one of the major reasons I decided to get out of the service at my end of my shelf life was the "Used Car Salesman" from Arkansas. Just couldn't hang with him as my Commander in Chief ..now thats Funny ;-)