Why The Grinch Was A Liberal

Another holiday gem at DotPenn exposing the secret political views of a well-known Christmas figure. This time, it's the Grinch.

From DotPenn:

Revealed for the first time: the Christmas-snatching Grinch is actually a politically-correct progressive. Here are the top ten pieces of evidence.

1. Instead of using a snowmobile prefers more environmentally-correct dog-powered sled.

So he took his dog Max, and he took some black thread, and he tied a big horn on the top of his head.

2. As a vegan, the Grinch refuses to eat Roast Beast.

3. Out-of-touch mountain retreat similar to confines of Washington D.C. beltway. (Both are also snow-covered thanks to Copenhagen treaty.)

4. Turning green from a lack of protein.

5. Hates Christians.

Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk... Mr. Gri-inch

Read the full post, "Ten Reasons The Grinch Is A Progressive," at DotPenn