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Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Hillary Clinton writes to Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning and, when I confront him, he denies it. Everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so frustrating!

Five years ago he lost his job and hasn't worked since. All he does is smoke cigars, cruises around and bullshits with his cronies. I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter left for college, he doesn't even pretend to like me.

What should I do?

Signed,
Clueless in Chappaqua, N.Y.

Dear Clueless,

Grow up and dump him! For crying out loud you don't need him anymore. You're a U.S. senator from the state of New York. Act like one!

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