Santa Claus is insane

I was driving on Route 422 earlier today when a man wearing a red Santa hat passed me driving in a convertible. It's bitterly cold in Pennsylvania with wind chills in the teens. Despite the frigid temperatures, the top was down on the convertible, which was loaded with boxes and bags in the passenger seat and back seat, which explains why the driver took the top down. My only guess is that Santa is gathering some last-minute gifts before Dec. 25.