I believe it's written in the book of Revelation that when an over-tanned, drunken dwarf named Snookie rises from the north shore with tetherball-sized silicone ta-tas, gets on TV and parades her pertinacious perversions to American tweens, and said tweens actually take notes during this porn show in order to imitate this wanton wench the following weekend, then my brethren, the end has officially come and the moon will be turned into blood.Read the full column at the link below:
Yea, according to the prophets, when parents become so stupid as to yield their young ones' tender souls unto the influence of a trollop who's making millions off America by turning her naughty bits into a sexual turnstile, it is at that exact point that Christ, from his celestial perch in heaven, says, "That's it!" and C4s the planet. I believe that is found in Revelation 6:66. Google it and get back to me.
Doug Giles: Snookie' s Smut or Cowboy Values?
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